Tactical nuclear whales

How can we protect our whales and at the same time put destructive nuclear devices to good use?  I propose strapping tactical nuclear devices to our larger whales that have an acoustic sensor to pick up the whale’s heartbeat.  Heartbeat stops – off goes the nuclear warhead – simples.  It is unlikely that the whale will die of natural causes in the middle of a populated harbour, but it is not beyond the wit of man to cover this unlikely event with an appropriate transponder.

 

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